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I love college, there's always something you can laugh at.
Today has been so good, in a lesson, our tutor wasn't there...for the second time this month, and we had to take notes on pages 19-21, whoop whoop...NOT!
The other tutor that we have once a week tried spinning us a line by saying "she's in hospital.".
Bullshit, that's what i say.
I'll tell you what where she was, she was in Greggs!
Either that or she got stuck in the refrigerator, whilst reaching for a chicken drumstick!
"Libby" is still holding onto her skirt trying to get her out.
The fire brigade were called eventually.
They're still trying to figure out how best to get her out without injuring themselves.
No i like her though...its just a shame that we never see her.
I'm sure in the end she'll be fine and come out of that fridge unharmed.
On the plus side she does get really hot quickly, and if that happens she cancels lesson and lets you out early. What i'm going to do in future is bring in one of them heated fans and put it under the desk pointing towards her. That should do it!
Anyway if anything else should happen in the meantime I'll let you all know.
Thursday, 23 October 2008
Lovers!
As i mentioned earlier i'm on detox.
Two, three four men...disgusting isn't it madam! I know i am lol.
The point i'm trying to make is that i'm human too. I have wants. I have needs. The only problem is it got out of hand.
I'm 18 so i'm still learning, they say life is a learning curve.
Hmmm well i've learnt a lot. One thing i have learnt is that relationships as a whole are hard work and you have to be in the right place within to make them work.
Personally they drive me crazy. This one guy i was with was became obsessed with my mum, this was because he didn't have a good relationship with his own mum. Anyway he would ask me stuff about her at the most embarrassing, awkward (and when i say awkward, use your imagination) moments. I ended up dumping him because of that. We don't really speak now he hates me, and i absolutely despise him. No though, seriously you would have done the same. The funny part is he wasn't upset that i dumped him (this is what his friend told me a week after we split), it was the fact that he wouldn't get to see my mum anymore....the pathetic child!
He had a problem downstairs as well....
Basically he got so excited he couldn't wait to release...if you get me.
It happened pre-maturely. Eww!
Final Thoughts: Don't go out with somebody with physical and psychological problems!
Two, three four men...disgusting isn't it madam! I know i am lol.
The point i'm trying to make is that i'm human too. I have wants. I have needs. The only problem is it got out of hand.
I'm 18 so i'm still learning, they say life is a learning curve.
Hmmm well i've learnt a lot. One thing i have learnt is that relationships as a whole are hard work and you have to be in the right place within to make them work.
Personally they drive me crazy. This one guy i was with was became obsessed with my mum, this was because he didn't have a good relationship with his own mum. Anyway he would ask me stuff about her at the most embarrassing, awkward (and when i say awkward, use your imagination) moments. I ended up dumping him because of that. We don't really speak now he hates me, and i absolutely despise him. No though, seriously you would have done the same. The funny part is he wasn't upset that i dumped him (this is what his friend told me a week after we split), it was the fact that he wouldn't get to see my mum anymore....the pathetic child!
He had a problem downstairs as well....
Basically he got so excited he couldn't wait to release...if you get me.
It happened pre-maturely. Eww!
Final Thoughts: Don't go out with somebody with physical and psychological problems!
Monday, 20 October 2008
Identity...
I'll start at the beginning.
Basically, I'm gay and i think.... i always have been. I believe it is something you're born with and something you can't turn on and off. I've been out to my family since i was 12-13 years old. It took a lot but it was worth it. Those who know me from college probably had no idea if you've not known me long. The reason being is that i didn't tell you. I didn't say anything because i wanted you to get to know the real me before i said anything. Often when i tell people straight away they judge me based on my sexuality, it's a mistake i've made before and one i didn't want to make again. I hope this doesn't change the way you see me because i'm still the same person.
I wanted to write this so i could talk more openly in the future without worrying whether you'll find out in the worse way possible, in front of a class full of people. That would be a nightmare. Michael, Ant, Patrick, Ami, Lisa, Grace and Kieron in my IT class know. "hi guys!". One or too from my Sociology class know as well and of course the tutors do also.
Besides that lately i feel i have sort of.....semi-converted to liking girls as well, but that's still new to me and i still like boys a bit more than girls.
Its hard for me because i'm not sure where it's come from really. I'm not sure i like it either because i never really understood or accepted bisexual people. I don't like labelling myself either so i'm not any of those things...i'm just me ok.
Anyway that's that cleared up.
See you later.
Basically, I'm gay and i think.... i always have been. I believe it is something you're born with and something you can't turn on and off. I've been out to my family since i was 12-13 years old. It took a lot but it was worth it. Those who know me from college probably had no idea if you've not known me long. The reason being is that i didn't tell you. I didn't say anything because i wanted you to get to know the real me before i said anything. Often when i tell people straight away they judge me based on my sexuality, it's a mistake i've made before and one i didn't want to make again. I hope this doesn't change the way you see me because i'm still the same person.
I wanted to write this so i could talk more openly in the future without worrying whether you'll find out in the worse way possible, in front of a class full of people. That would be a nightmare. Michael, Ant, Patrick, Ami, Lisa, Grace and Kieron in my IT class know. "hi guys!". One or too from my Sociology class know as well and of course the tutors do also.
Besides that lately i feel i have sort of.....semi-converted to liking girls as well, but that's still new to me and i still like boys a bit more than girls.
Its hard for me because i'm not sure where it's come from really. I'm not sure i like it either because i never really understood or accepted bisexual people. I don't like labelling myself either so i'm not any of those things...i'm just me ok.
Anyway that's that cleared up.
See you later.
Prudish People
Do you ever just wanna punch somebody!?
OMG there are so many people around that are scared of an adult conversation.
Girls that practically have a heartattack when you talk about "that topic". You know the one i'm talking about, you're with the lads and you get a little honest about your life. Then you start talking about your manhood, size, how many times a day you.....(blank). That sort of thing. Boys that get scared and go red if you mention anything naughty. Seriously though i can't believe how many people have such an issue about talking honestly. I wouldn't mind if they didn't want to talk about it, if i was talking to them about it but i wasn't.
In my life no subject is taboo. There's never been a limit to the amount of things that i'll talk about with friends. I'm an open kind of guy, in every sense possible.
Life is too short to worry about what you're saying all the time.
Maybe its the way people are raised or something, my mum has always encouraged me to speak my mind and to stand up for myself and those i care about. These people aren't going to force their shame on me.
Who's with me!
OMG there are so many people around that are scared of an adult conversation.
Girls that practically have a heartattack when you talk about "that topic". You know the one i'm talking about, you're with the lads and you get a little honest about your life. Then you start talking about your manhood, size, how many times a day you.....(blank). That sort of thing. Boys that get scared and go red if you mention anything naughty. Seriously though i can't believe how many people have such an issue about talking honestly. I wouldn't mind if they didn't want to talk about it, if i was talking to them about it but i wasn't.
In my life no subject is taboo. There's never been a limit to the amount of things that i'll talk about with friends. I'm an open kind of guy, in every sense possible.
Life is too short to worry about what you're saying all the time.
Maybe its the way people are raised or something, my mum has always encouraged me to speak my mind and to stand up for myself and those i care about. These people aren't going to force their shame on me.
Who's with me!
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