Thursday, 23 October 2008

Fat Tutors

Please note: For security purposes i have changed the names in the following item of text, thank you.

I love college, there's always something you can laugh at.

Today has been so good, in a lesson, our tutor wasn't there...for the second time this month, and we had to take notes on pages 19-21, whoop whoop...NOT!

The other tutor that we have once a week tried spinning us a line by saying "she's in hospital.".
Bullshit, that's what i say.
I'll tell you what where she was, she was in Greggs!

Either that or she got stuck in the refrigerator, whilst reaching for a chicken drumstick!
"Libby" is still holding onto her skirt trying to get her out.
The fire brigade were called eventually.
They're still trying to figure out how best to get her out without injuring themselves.

No i like her though...its just a shame that we never see her.

I'm sure in the end she'll be fine and come out of that fridge unharmed.

On the plus side she does get really hot quickly, and if that happens she cancels lesson and lets you out early. What i'm going to do in future is bring in one of them heated fans and put it under the desk pointing towards her. That should do it!

Anyway if anything else should happen in the meantime I'll let you all know.

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