Noisy Neighbours

Have you got neighbours that are noisy and disruptive?

My next door neighbours, the women in them houses, i don't know what is going on with them and their husbands. I can hear them through the walls shouting at each other, last Saturday they were having a slanging match. Some of the language they use was unreal, they called each other names that i'd never heard of! Talk about you getting more irratable as you get old. The worse thing was it wasn't the wife i felt sorry for, (Anne i think her name is) it was her husband. I think she hits him around. I don't know whether its because she has an anger management problem or because he's ginger...

I don't know whats worse hearing them talk dirty to each other in an abusive capacity or when you can hear them talking dirty amongst her moaning and groaning in the bedroom.

Its minging honestly!

Then she gets on the bus with me and my mum the next morning. I'm like "Hi!". My mum and her start talking and there's me there cringing. Trying to mentally scrub my imagination with sheet of sandpaper.

Then on the other side i've got this other woman with like three teenager daughters (mingers i might add), i don't know if the man of their house is their real dad. But they all get their friends round, having garden parties at 2am. Drinking, shouting and you're trying to get to sleep.

I'm dreading bonfire night that's all i can say, oh well at least the noisy bitch on heat next door might drown out their shouting.

Breaking Up

Breaking up is never easy i know but I have to go...

Stop quoting ABBA Darren.

Lets face it that breaking up was never going to be easy. I have been around the block, sort of, and i think that most of the experiences i've had have been soooo shity. As i wrote before some of my exs are total freaks (i was too young lol) so i ended up dumping them, call me harsh but c'mon you try spending the night with them and then get back to me. You'll see that what i said and did to get rid of them was justifiable.

Anyway what i'm trying to say is. Why do we put ourselves through all that!? If we wanted a shag we could either:

A: use your hand. Its free, it doesn't talk back and you can do whatever you want with it without getting it drunk.

B: pay for it. Morally wrong in so many ways, including risks to health but hey who am i to judge.

C: there's so many slags out there so why not go round the bars and clubs and pick up a tart or two. It's easily done...

Second before bottom line. Relationships are hard work, i think just about everybody reading this can relate to that. If not, apologies, maybe you should get on the horse, so to speak. Seriously though, after a relationship after bad relationship, it gets tiring. Constantly having to watch what you say and do, the other person's family, not being able to go anywhere by yourself. I don't know about you but i find it life sucking when i'm surrounded like that.

As far as i can see relationships only work when you're both on the same page, you both have lives away from each other and one together and you understand each other. If you're not then it won't work.

Bottom line. Don't get me wrong i like being in a relatioship and i'm a sucker for a kind word and a cozy night in. After all doesn't everybody want to be somebody's special someone, i know i do. All i'm saying is that things don't go the way you want them to and the whole game is unfair.