Deathtrap

Retail therapy has been taken to a new level people.



Oh yes, you think i mean spending money, VAT reductions or the credit crunch, well think again. Let me tell you that it's not that easy anymore, especially when you get assaulted by trolleys and milk chillers!

Allow me to enlighten you...



I was in Morrison's, me and my mum was minding our own business, shopping for food like you do. Then this woman walks past with a wheelie trolley thing (three wheels!). She's stood looking at the bacon then its like it happened in slow motion, this man with a trolley full of milk, goes past this woman. the next thing i know she's on the floor and he's dragging her along with the trolley, her wheels must have caught in his wheels and pulled her down. Luckily she wasn't seroiusly injured. The worst part of the accident was that he didn't know what had happened, he just carried on walking! It took another member of staff to stop him. Then when he realised what he'd done they all crowded round her in a circle, sounding all worried and phoning for an ambulance, yet the other week another incident happened and well, lets just say that they were less than sympathetic!

I didn't witness this incident, it was my sister. She tells a good story....so much detail!
A woman was doing her shopping, she walked up to the milk chiller, reached inside for a bottle of milk, and......ZAP!

The poor cow was electrocuted and flung to the other end of the aisle. She was laid on the floor...unconscious i might add, and the staff guess what they did! Went to check she if the milk chiller was still working!! What about the woman? An ambulance? A circle of support and worry like before? No. It was like "Fu** you bi*ch, i'm checking the milk. I can sell milk, i can't sell you!" They were just thinking of the profit weren't they?! I'd have sued them.

Can't go anywhere these days. But do you know what i was thinking?

"Where there's blame, there's a claim!"