Cosmetic Procedures

I get the world we live in is superficial but is there any need for all these procedures to make ourselves look like a reject from the Chucky films?!

My self-esteem would have to be at rock bottom before i went under-the-knife i tell you. Have you seen the stuff they do to you while you're asleep....no i wasn't meaning the procedure, i was talking about the abuse!

All these girls going for nose jobs, the surgeons aren't stupid they know that these procedures take hours, for the ones that are too ugly to be helped they don't bother too much. They just put them to sleep and hit them on the hooter (nose) with a sledgehammer. Bang! It's finished.

Poor girl wakes up a few hours after, what happened to my nose. It's part of the procedure dear, I thought you wanted a smaller nose, now you have an inverted one, all the lumps have gone!

Oh another one that is disgusting! That botox, all these stars are getting botox injections to smooth out their wrinkles, cream isn't enough anymore! To me that isn't really helping......as you can't feel, or move your face muscles. What is the fu**ing point!? You can't show emotion, you look like a friggin zombie!

Breast implants (a plus for the straight male readers. A minus for me), it's fu**ing disgusting! Cutting your tits open to shove some breast shaped silicone...thing, stuffed in them. A cheaper and less painful method is to just get a push up bra or stuff your old bra with some cushion material...or a sock or two. Don't say i didn't try to help!

Have you heard of these butt implants?!
You can now get a perfect J-Lo. But if you ask me then if it's a J-Lo you're offering then you can, kiss my ar*e. Have you seen how fat her butt is. You may as well just enter the world addition of the cake eating contest and save the money.

What worries me is what they put in these implants. What "if", they couldn't find any silicone and filled it with some flamable liquid by accident. If you farted or came down too hard on your ar*e it could explode!!

Think of the mess people!

Is it just me that is worried!