This is not going well i tell you. I'm beginning to understand why people suffer from alcoholism and drug abuse....but they've never heard of the "ism" i'm suffering from i tell you!
It's called "Alanism". I'm trying to crack the habit but i'm dying to quote him. This doesn't count by the way. I have to be careful there's people monitoring my behaviour.
Seriously, i'm beginning to wish i'd never heard of this guy, you know when you've done something you regret and you wish you could forget it?
It's like that.
Today has been the hardest day to cope with..."The Make Me Say Something About Alan Carr Police". They've been out in full force today, quoting him, trying to make me correct them when they get it wrong. I've been strung up, lashed with a cane.....tortured in McDonalds whilst eating a Big Mac Meal. They've been brutal! They aren't helping the situation but my resolve is strong and i'll get through this.
I'll keep you posted on this topic, i think its going to occur frequently...believe me.
Thank you for your support in this difficult hour, i just pray they don't resort to shock tactics!
P.S - if i don't post for a few weeks it's because i've died from withdrawal symptoms...ok thanks.
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